and friends* jesus.
this actually makes sense.
people go ‘why does God let bad things happen?’
its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe.
you gotta pick your battles
Or, IF we have free will (granted by God) then it only makes sense that we would have to take responsibility for our actions, as well as be the ones to help prevent those bad things from happening. But people like those presented in the image, do get awfully annoying.
#Sharknado toys exist now, guys.
I NEED IT
SLAMS MY FISTS ONTO TABLE
Hockey player makes kid’s day. [video]
HOCKEY PLAYER MAKES A KID’S LIFE
oh my god look at his fucking face. I’m going to cry if only because I’ll never actually be that happy so long as I live
noW this is amazing
omg this is so fucking cute I can’t deal
i feel like most of the realest and most honest things have come from cartoons.
Read it over.
Let those words resonate in your mind.
|—||Nayyirah Waheed (via housewifeswag)|
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth